In the olden days, before plumbing, you used to have to do a poo and wee in a garbage bin kind of thing under a wooden seating arrangement.
Apparently a burly chap would come, knock on the crap-door and yell out 'poo man', or something earthy like that- just in case you were in there backing one out- then open the door & pull out the bin, and put in a fresh one.
Then he would carry it away on his shoulder to a truck...& it would all go to poo heaven.
Talk about lugging your shit around. (& everyone else's...)
What a hero.
If I was ever asked to join the Justice League...& it could well happen, because I'm so fuckin' good and that 'aint no shit neither...
I would want to be POO MAN.
I could handle having to sleep in a separate room away from all the other heroes...small price to pay.
A shitty job, but someone has to do it. Ridding the world of all the shitcans...
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